Three Old Men

A man came home to find 3 old men with long white beards sitting in the front yard. He did not recognize them, “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”

“Is the woman of the house home?” They asked.

“No”, he replied. “She’s out.”

“Then we cannot come in,” they replied.

In a few hours the wife too came home, and the husband told her what had happened.